Me: I need you to help me check the total amount for my bills. Can you go to my room?
Me: go to my table.
Me: on my table, to the left side there is a stack of bills.
Me: look for the bill that says [name of bank]
Me: what does it say?
Mom: wait wait, I’m not in your room yet.
[long pause while I take deep breaths]
Me: there yet?
Mom: so I’m looking at the [another bank] bill…
I love my mom. she can be quite funneh.