Halloween Zouk: Rites and Rituals 2011

Our annual pilgrimage to Zouk’s Halloween this year involved a lot of heavy artillery.

Before anyone freaks out, these are TOY GUNS. there’s a hobbyist shop on 5th floor of Funan Mall which sells army related collectibles. Why anyone would want to collect army stuff I don’t know.

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We did the usual stuff. Checked into Waterfront hotel next to Zouk.  run over the Zion Road for dinner while on the watch out for any zouk staff that may be costumed and eating their char kway teow. head back to the hotel to laze around before dressing up. in case you haven’t figured out by now we went as BANK ROBBERS. you know the cool kinds that break into banks and steals zillions of dollars from the vault. This girl asked if we were NINJAS. i wanted to ask her if she were a BIMBO.

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Door bitch

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Pumpkin head

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There were 3 ghostbusters that night.

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uhm Bob Marley?
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we robbed Santa.

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I tell you if the survival of the resistance depended on these 2, it’s no wonder Darth Vader almost won.
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omg these two are the most popular figures that night. wherever they went, they were MOBBED by people for photo op. they literally stood where they were and just turned this way and that as people pulled them into shots. at one point, the bananas were separated coz too many people wanted their attention. when small banana was done taking pictures, he turned this way and that, looking for his big banana friend. One girl even screamed at them, YOU DO NOT MOVE! JUST STAY HERE! MANY PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE PICTURES WITH YOU!

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I don’t know which movie is this from. Alice Cooper?
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okay bimbo if you’re reading this, THIS is a NINJA (on the left!)
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this very weird Korean guy who spoke NO english came up to me and started patting my head. so I shot him and whacked him with the butt of my gun. The best part about Zouk Halloween is that a majority of people turn up in costumes, unlike the lame crowd at St James. and when you’re in costume, you get into the mood of tomfoolery and picture posing. You do not flip a birdie if someone aims her gun at you. If you don’t know how to have fun, DO NOT COME FOR A HALLOWEEN PARTY, DRESSED AS A FAT WOMAN.

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we took pictures with like 200 sexy police women that day.
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The Joker?

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ELMO!!! everyone tried to grab a piece of Elmo but the fucker ran away.
later I saw Elmo at the bar trying to order a drink, with his head firmly placed on the counter top.
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nurses.

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every-day-I’m-shuffer-lin’.
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hahah these guys weren’t even sure what they were so we just pretended they were incredible hulks. The guy said he had a tough time finding those kinda tights in Singapore. I love how they were so enthusiastic about taking any sort of picture.
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B1!!!! it was at this time the bananas got separated.

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chinese vampires are staple for any good Zouk Halloween.

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We did some partying after trying to rob people at Zouk. The robbery was a failure. apparently a lot of people don’t bring money when they go treat or treating. I asked an idiot to hand over his money and he said he kept it somewhere else. after the ARE YOU A NINJA, that was the 2nd most wtf thing i heard that night.
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MASK OFF
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Grabbing a drink after a hard night’s work. when you try to rob idiots who don’t bring money to Zouk, you need a double shot of whisky.
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I’ve always wanted to do that. Dance while waving 2 machine guns in the air.

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Pretending to get away while nursing a gun wound. it was actually a backache from standing all night.

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2 comments

  1. The guy in the hockey mask is supposed to be Jason from Friday the thirteenth.

    Where are germs n James?

    1. i think they were away when we were planning so they weren’t part of the festivities.

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