Him: you don’t ever have to worry about me liking some cute girl coz if she were as bimbotic as my trainee, I wouldn’t be interested.
Me: what if she were ugly yet smart?
Him: I won’t date her if she’s ugly?
Me: *raised eyebrow but not commenting*
Him: well it’s not possible to find someone who’s cute, tall, smart, discuss politics and is a geek. So don’t worry!
Me: are you saying you prefer tall girls?!?!?!
Him: they walk faster?
Him: uhm… no?
Me: why is that a questioning tone of voice! Say it with more conviction!